It depresses me that the main thing EDGE will often be remembered for is the legal battle that surrounded the original release of the game on the iPhone. However, now that the beast known as Tim Langdell has been slain, …

Ah. So this is how you mess up a game in which you play a giant, hulking monster. Eat Them certainly sounds a treat on paper, a game in which you play a hulking monstrosity of your own creation, and …